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Get Fast, Get Furious

Created on 2002-04-04 17:43:13 (#517595), last updated 2008-11-16

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Name:Swift Kick To The Groin
Birthdate:1983-08-29
Location:Chicago, Illinois, United States
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[info]djflipbunny
User Number: 517595
Date Created:2002-04-04
Number of Posts: 143

The world's most dangerous top secret angent, I can fiddle "Turkey in the Haystack" using dental floss, a rocking chair, and a Norwegian prostitute.
Strengths: Good/Average personal hygeine, wide hips, can tie shoelaces all by meself.
Weaknesses: Too much tv watchin', not enough book learnin'.
Special Skills: 50 words per minute, can perform several Kama Sutra positions, climbs things very very fast.
Weapons: Laser guided eye rockets, acid spit, sarcasm and general wit.
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acura, air conditioning, anime, apartment living, basketball, bauer, beer, bernoulli, bicycling, billy joel, boobs, boxing, breaking, buddha, calculus, call of duty, car racing, ccm, chicago, chicago bulls, chicago cubs, chopin, cinemax, comedy central, computer engineering, computer hardware, computers, conan o'brien, counterstrike, crackers, crunchy black, cup o noodle, d'alembert, dave chapelle, descartes, diana krall, digital photography, dirty humor, dj hi-tek, dress shoes, dvds, e^x, ebay, ebooks, einstein, electricity, elton john, engineering, engrish, ernest hemingway, euler, fatherhood, fiona apple, fly swatters, food, fountain pens, friends, gauss, gbx, god, guitar hero, hand-eye coordination, hockey, ice hockey, integras, ipaq, ital 101, jansport, jay williams, john mayer, kirchhoff, koho, kung fu, leibnitz, linux, lord of the rings, love trains, lucky brand, manual transmission, maxwell, mcfetridge park, mechanical engineering, medal of honor, metallica, miles davis, mission, monika, monty python, mos def, mouse toys, movies, mp3s, muay thai, music, my daughter, newton, nissan, norah jones, orgasms, p90x, paper, photography, pink floyd, pizza, premium grade gasoline, printer ink, ralph lauren, ramen, really crunchy apples, roberto begnini, rurouni kenshin, sailor moon, sandra bullock, score!, sex, sigma, singing, sleeping, subaru, talib kweli, tamyra, tekken, tennis, the beatles, the gap, the isley brothers, the simpsons, transvestite midget tossing, u2, unix, upper case letters, victoria's secret, war movies, wikipedia

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Alexander Graham Bell Elementary School - Chicago, IL (1989 - 1997)
Lincoln Park High School - Chicago, IL (1997 - 2001)
University of Illinois at Chicago - Chicago, IL (2002 - 2006)
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